Quote #8016
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
Quote #7699
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #10564
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Quote #7703
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #15451
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have...
Quote #28591
A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...