Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #18090
Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #9356
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Quote #23858
It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
Quote #21648
Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.