Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #2220
We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain...
Quote #7191
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about...
Quote #13484
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Quote #12748
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.
Quote #3426
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
Quote #25515
Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
Quote #11775
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
Quote #33830
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...