Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #29133
My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
Quote #28916
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring...
Quote #29532
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult...
Quote #20719
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with...
Quote #27872
All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
Quote #31672
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #8604
There are only two types of aircraft ? fighters and targets.