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I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not...
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand...
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #4275
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #23010
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
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Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #3319
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
Quote #11370
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...