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In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we...
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #5136
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
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But all who humble themselves before the Lord shall be given every blessing and...
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one’s...
Quote #8326
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is...