Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #18854
He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #27167
I dwell in possibility.
Quote #10854
Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.
Quote #10628
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Quote #6359
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
Quote #31720
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #2572
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...