Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #15193
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
Quote #27831
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
Quote #13441
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
Quote #34288
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
Quote #33180
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
Quote #4304
Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they...
Quote #19627
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy...
Quote #13047
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.