Quote #2181
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #21587
To teach a man how he may learn to grow independently, and for himself,...
Quote #22286
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #11188
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Quote #24323
Possunt quia posse videntur. (They can because they think they can, from The Aeneid)
Quote #17575
Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.
Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #4856
Fill all thy bones with aches.