Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #727
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #24362
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
Quote #5568
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Quote #33850
What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
Quote #28679
If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . ....
Quote #18572
Forgiveness is not an occasional act it is an attitude.