Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #13077
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created...
Quote #21265
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #18952
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
Quote #11206
Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.)
Quote #7419
He conquers who endures.
Quote #6962
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #4025
Patience is often merely the guise of Cowardice.