Quote #13374
There are no clear paths. Only pitfalls and tripwires and darkness.
Quote #8091
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30292
The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #8509
The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
Quote #34869
Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
Quote #21892
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #7764
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
Quote #11093
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are...