Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
Quote #9357
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song,...
Quote #2290
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Quote #9204
Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.