Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #22637
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
Quote #7010
It is a great thing to know our vices.
Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #20894
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #17933
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #21465
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #10896
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.