Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #25898
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Quote #12013
To laugh is to live profoundly.
Quote #10981
Morality is herd instinct in the individual.
Quote #25486
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Quote #9193
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #10921
Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the...
Quote #28754
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.