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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
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Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure. We get very...
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
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Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
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There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but...
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Two things, well considered, would prevent many quarrels; first to have it well ascertained...