Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Quote #23903
We really are 15 countries, and it’s really remarkable that each of us thinks...
Quote #11722
The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
Quote #7478
There is a measure in everything. There are fixed limits beyond which and short...
Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #6716
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
Quote #13686
What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have...