Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #3381
A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #20267
Second thoughts are ever wiser.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #16703
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #17998
They should rule who are able to rule best.
Quote #1204
“If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.”
Quote #17461
The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work...