Quote #456
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #25722
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work...
Quote #314
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #913
Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
Quote #63
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Quote #884
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #2750
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.