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You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
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This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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To which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.
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Knowledge is love and light and vision.
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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...