Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #24161
One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether...
Quote #1342
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #27106
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is...
Quote #6178
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #19097
To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned...