Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #2368
He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Quote #13751
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
Quote #16514
Never give up on anybody.
Quote #20860
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Quote #33839
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change...
Quote #21340
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.