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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going...
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The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...