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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life That word...
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Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #14012
It is difficult for sorrow to intrude on a busy life.
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Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.