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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
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Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
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One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Men decide far more problems by hate, love, lust, rage, sorrow, joy, hope, fear,...
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Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.