Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #13119
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
Quote #2369
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #1018
In an optimal world, I would not be necessary.
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #29722
It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #17000
He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every...
Quote #29775
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back....
Quote #18508
The law is sic a ass – a idiot.