Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #2245
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in...
Quote #6871
Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike...
Quote #26181
Change is the end result of all true learning. Change involves three things First,...
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #6962
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #10953
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.