Quote #6955
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #29476
Ideas are the beginning of all achievement.
Quote #13708
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
Quote #17491
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #21265
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter...
Quote #18485
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...