Quote #9587
The greatest improvement is made by the man who works most intelligently.
Quote #18991
Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #29802
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
Quote #1857
In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are...
Quote #24315
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
Quote #23017
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
Quote #33581
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
Quote #32036
Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
Quote #2984
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and...