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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
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It’s not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you...
Quote #17790
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of...
Quote #21027
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.