Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
Quote #20809
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #5155
Greatness is not in were we stand, but in what direction we are moving....
Quote #10110
I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that...
Quote #7033
If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...
Quote #17693
Problems do not go away. They must be worked through or else they remain,...
Quote #23740
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force like fire, a...