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I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they,...
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Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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If you wish to know the divine, feel the wind on your face and...
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The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
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When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...