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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low,...
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My music is best understood by children and animals.
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One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve...
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The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by...
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What though the radiance which was once so bright Be not forever taken from...
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Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...