Quote #22455
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Quote #11611
No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26219
Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just money or things....
Quote #23381
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few...
Quote #12819
He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
Quote #29521
What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
Quote #18013
Most people live, whether physically, intellectually or morally, in a very restricted circle of...
Quote #17610
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #34261
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.