Quote #1861
Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out...
Quote #18896
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
Quote #17412
Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #33102
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether...
Quote #14004
Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #14713
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.