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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
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The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
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The wisest keeps something of the vision of a child. Though he may understand...
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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There is a schizophrenic nature in modern politics. A leader is expected to have...
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...