Quote #6531
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it...
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George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has...
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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Authenticity matters little, though–our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #4136
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his...
Quote #11613
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.