Quote #17533
Never cut what you can untie.
Quote #18445
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
Quote #8021
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to...
Quote #33564
Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #9940
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Quote #27583
For long you live and high you fly, For smiles you give and tears...
Quote #19488
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?