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No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes...
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I...
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Health food makes me sick.
Quote #21821
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Quote #32493
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.