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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
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A Libertarian Movement slogan
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A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Quote #15491
Memory depends very much on the perspicuity, regularity, and order of our thoughts. Many...
Quote #31854
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You...
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...