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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night...
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable...
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Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy...
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Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
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I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking...