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Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss...
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Would you like me to give you a formula for…success It’s quite simple, really....
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
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The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but...
Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.