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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
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Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order...
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The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...
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The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no...
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.