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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
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I can live two months on a good compliment.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
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You were a stranger to sorrow therefore Fate has cursed you.
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If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.