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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
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The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
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Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
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Give me somewhere to stand, and I will move the earth.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair… Beauty and the Beast. Mind you,...
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Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.