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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
Quote #1977
I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.
Quote #5571
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #8821
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. It is dearness only that...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #5690
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #21038
If you love it let it go. If it returns to you cherish it,...