Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #28497
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
Quote #13569
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Quote #31602
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t...
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #17286
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #20469
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #21578
You desire to know the art of living, my friend It is contained in...