Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #8235
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that...
Quote #31889
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #2229
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Quote #25097
Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
Quote #20184
It is better that ten guilty escape than one innocent suffer.
Quote #10612
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again....
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.