Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says...
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
Quote #34496
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Quote #30506
Fear not, provided you fear but if you fear not, then fear.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...
Quote #28173
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Quote #31525
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.