Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #33696
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and...
Quote #24624
There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of...
Quote #10811
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
Quote #29013
When I read great literature, great drama, speeches, or sermons, I feel that the...
Quote #15795
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #12443
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.